Somebody Pooted!

There is something very important in the news today which demands a comment. Hugo Chavez, the polemical, America-hating Venezuelan president, addressed the United Nations General Assembly, and called Bush the devil. I mean, the Devil. Like, Chavez crossed himself at the mention -- the whole bit. Now, others on the blogosphere, those with lesser minds, are treating this as the important aspect of the story. Venezuelan president calls Bush Beelzebub! Sure we've all thought it, but we wouldn't say it! Not in public, not while sober! And we're not presidents, anyway, so who cares what we say? But this is merely distraction, because what is important is not that Chavez said Bush was the devil -- it's that he said that Bush farted while addressing the General Assembly, and that the room still stank of sulfurous devil fart a day later. Now, that's news! But will the mainstream media address the fart accusation? No. Only you, who read this little blog, will be fully informed.